Better Than Sarah Jessica Parker

This is a list of things I like better than or find more appealing than Sarah Jessica Parker.  You are welcome.

• Eating lightbulbs
• Playing chicken on I25 in Denver
• Making love to mud
• Having bricks dropped on my face from a 20 story building
• Rosie O'Donnell
• Aids
• Leftover sushi
• Gnawing on moving tires
• Jail

I'm sure i'll come up with more but in the meantime, NEIGH.