Things I Hope Are Not My Last Words

So, in light of the passing of the wonderfully innovative Steve Jobs I figured it would be prudent to figure out what I would like to avoid saying on my deathbed in the last moments... This should be painless.

• Top Gun was an amazing film.
• Mommy, can I have some more breast milk?
• NOT IN THAT HOLE (?)
• In my life I have loved two things... my wife... and curling in the nude
• Please, just once... put on that one porno we used to watch in candlelight (stares at preacher)
• IF I DONT RUB IT NOW -  IT WILL BLOW UP
• This pudding is fantastic (diaper on face)
• I ride on a chariot with the Gods... and tonight... we paint the citadel with feces.
• KAHN!!!!
• That one time... I only held his penis for a moment. 

...This went in several wrong directions.  Unintentionally heavy poo theme.  I do not apologize!